Nino: I told Adrien his ears turn red when he lies.
Marinette: Do they?
Nino: No.
Marinette: Then why’d you tell him that?
Nino: Because I can do this.
Nino: Hey Adrien, do you have a crush on Marinette?
Adrien, covering his ears with his hands: No…
@staff I have to know if the Important Blue Internet Checkmarks are a permanent crab randomizer. This is very important information. Also can you gift Important Blue Internet Checkmarks?
men annd women can do whatever they want
disagree
men and women cant do anything
disagree
youre making this so fucking difficult
i love druig and makkari but my favorite relationship was between gilgamesh and thena. their friendship was so sweet and a great reminder that m/f relationships can be intimate AND platonic.
bucksboobs asked:
Dan: I hate commitment
Also Dan: and then Phil and I designed a house together and I trusted Phil to cut my hair and now we're doing live shows together
pseudophan answered:
he’s full of LIES and DECEIT



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